Two hunters from Georgia Claimed to have found the infamous Bigfoot. I approach this with laughter being they are from Georgia, they are crazy, and can I get one as a pet?
"BIGFOOT lived in northern Georgia and his cousins are still there. At least that's what a pair of hunters and a Californian Bigfoot expert promoter continue to claim....They didn't produce a Bigfoot corpse; that is in a hidden location, they said, after being moved from a freezer that broke down a couple of times. They will not say exactly where they found the creature and claim they saw a band of other Bigfoots watching them. Neither will they allow anyone other than their own hand-picked scientists to examine the body of the dead animal....Mr Whitton is a police officer who is on disability leave; Mr Dyer is a car salesman and tow-truck operator."
I have a couple of questions about the validity of any of this story, and couldn't they have come up with a lie that is a little more believable?
1. What is the purpose of hiding the corpse of big foot?
2. If the freezer has broke down a couple of times due to them trying to fill it with water, wouldn't the corpse be rotten?
3. How many secret locations are left in America, especially a heavily populated state. Would have people stumbled across Bigfoot and his cousins a couple of times. Even if no one found this location, there would be thousands of hunter out their now and at least another Bigfoot would have been shot dead by now?
4. Since when are car salesman trustworthy sources? BTW Hyundai's are great cars and if you are interested in buying one call me at 806-555-1111.
"The pair produced two more still pictures. One blurry image, they claim, clearly shows one of several other Bigfoot family members that they said were walking beside them in their top-secret, undisclosed location where they allege they found the dead man-ape...Another overlit, blurry photo shows what they claim is the mouth and teeth of the dead Sasquatch...Preparations are under way for an autopsy on the animal, they said. Scientists are about to get involved, but one is on holiday until tomorrow and two others from Russia have yet to arrive in the US,"
5. How hard is it to take a picture?
6. Since when do you need preparations for an autopsy, on Law and Order they do it the same day?
7. Are the other two scientist in Russia taking a boat across the Atlantic? What is taking them so long?
"The pair teamed up with Mr Biscardi after literally stumbling on their find almost two months ago, they said. "When you punch in Bigfoot [on the Internet], the first name that comes up is Tom Biscardi," Mr Dyer said when asked how they came across their new partner.Mr Dyer said he and Mr Whitton had dragged the dead Sasquatch out of woods in northern Georgia almost two months ago. They hauled it back home in Mr Dyer's tow truck, they claimed, then filled up a freezer with water to try and freeze the creature in ice.The freezer broke down a couple of times after that, Mr Dyer said.Mr Biscardi runs an Internet radio show and website devoted to Bigfoot under the umbrella of a company called Searching for Bigfoot.In 2005, Mr Biscardi claimed he had met a woman in Nevada who had captured two living Bigfoot creatures. He charged about $US15 for visitors to his website to see blurry video claiming to show the captured creatures.On Friday Mr Biscardi said he subsequently determined that the woman was mentally ill and he discontinued that business sideline."
8. They have held this for two months, WHY?
9. Tom Biscardi, everyone knows that Internet can always be trusted
10. Is the plan, let the bigfoot deteriorate enough to the point it is unrecognizable?
11. He must be credible, its Internet radio?
12. Did he decide the women was mentally ill before he collected 15 dollars per view or afterwards?
Maybe we4 have found a wookie, but probably not. I just refuse to believe a car salesman wouldn't have tried to profit earlier, but he was building his sales pitch. A regular Barnum, but this article does deserve a wookie shutout
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