Georgia Govenor Candidate has SEX with everything

Candidate Neal Horsley who is running for Georgia's Governor's office from The Creator's Rights Party in the upcoming election had a revealing interview with Alan Colmes. As one of the first steps in his campaign for the office was to appoint his head of security who has been with him for over 5 years, his dog who can't weigh more than 40 pounds. He identifies himself as a right to life advocate while other critics identify him as is known as being an Radical anti-abortion advocate(See picture above and look at the truck. The most revealing thing about Neal is that he used to have sex with his mule, a watermelon, a man, and anything else that was warm and vibrated. AND HE IS SERIOUS. Author Memekiller on Daily KOS follows up the Alan Colmes interview with much more revealing answers. First the interview with Colmes, and the transcript, i will then proceed to post the interview with DAILY KOS. First the interview Via YOUTUBE.



Alan Colmes interview

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”


AC:”I’m not so sure that that is so.”

NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

Horsley: “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

The 2nd interview with Dylan Otto Krider Writer for the Examiner.com

DK: “So, as a candidate for Governor, are you worried about any skeletons in your closet that might get aired in the course of the campaign?”

NH: “No, that’s why I’m running for Governor because I don’t have any skeletons in my closet,” he says. ” I’ve talked about things people would never have talked about. Any skeletons I have, I take them out and rattle them around.”

DK: “What kinds of things?”

NH: “You know what you’re thinking about has been out there…”

DK: “We’re talking about the mule now?”

NH: Yes.

DK: “A small mule?”

NH: “No, a full grown mule. She loved me, though.”

DK: “How big?

NH: The size of a horse. All I had to do was give her an ear of corn. She was a [prostitute] mule.”

DK: “How did you reach?”

NH: “I don’t know… I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before.”

OK: “That’s right, my friends. This is an Underground exclusive.”

Not only that, but Horsley has had sex with men. He was in the Air Force, it was a cold night, yadda, yadda, yadda, he had sex with him, ahem, the way he did the mule. “It was gross,” he says.

Really? He hadn’t described the mule that way.

NH: “I’ve [screwed] a watermelon.”

In case you doubted how crazy and detached from reality this man is watch the following video of when he announced his canadacy.

Slavery, how the fuck is it slavery. Your not getting beat, your not getting killed, your family isn't getting taken away from you, GEORGIA IS NOT WORKING FOR NO WAGES, Georgia wasn't stolen from the Continent of AFRICA dragged across the ocean in the hull of ships with 1000's of other states, and then forced to work for free. FUCK YOU, how you compare I don't know? Just because you believe something doesn't mean you should force you views on everyone and force them to do it off of an interpretation. Blah Blah Blah a fetus has a heart after 15 days. Are the anti-abortionist saying if a woman miscarriages, God or Jesus is a murderer. Does the Fetus have a functioning brain? can it breath outside the womb in any way? I didn't know the Apostle John wrote "Th ow shall not have abortions for it is an abomination against GOD. What is his opinion on the death penalty, how about the foster system. The Children's protective services has such great results with adopting that is why there are noooooooooooooooooooo group homes. Does he have a solution to nurture the children once they came out. Do you volunteer at group home and interact with the lives saved. I'm going to assume not, so shut the hell up what GOD wants. Since when are all Anti-Abortion advocates prophets, did they read the original language of the bible or the one that has been translated 30 times into different languages, different writers, and different centuries. I'm sure that abortion verse is somewhere. Some of these activist seem like they just have to much time on their hands, how about going to help out some single parents instead of annoying people.

on the point of the retard state of SC
In 1832, South Carolina did indeed pass the Ordinance of Nullification which they used to nullify the extremely unpopular Tariff of 1828. The US Congress then authorized President Jackson to use military force to get SC back in line. SC quickly repealed the Ordinance of Nullification before military action was taken. Afterwords the all of the states agreed that states did not have the right to nullify federal laws.

Go ahead keep talking stupid like Rick Perry. Succession would destroy your state once it left the union. Well first the president would probably bomb the shit out of it since your no longer state or a protected territory they would make an example to show what happens when people leave. Texas has a unique problem in the sense they already have an immigration "problem" as it is and cant patrol the borders. Without federal assistance how many agents would there be. Don't give me that shit about minute man militias because once the Mexican drug cartels knew the US didn't care anymore they would send in their private armies and wreckshop. Once again no response because fort Hood would be closed due to Texas Succeeding from the UNION. GEORGIA, Really every year you cry about a drought and how hard it is how do you get water from other states when the Feds prohibit them from sending it. I doubt Coca Cola, Pepsi and other major companies would choose a broke ass state now country over the access to 49 other states and customer base. Then what No jobs, no taxes, no military, no water, they would be begging to rejoin the union. The main reason the US wouldn't let it happen is it would cut off a major transportation route that connects the ENTIRE east coast from Florida up. And to both people Perry and Horsley are advocating tyranny. RIGHTtttttttttttttt remember that is punishable by death.

Don't Drop the Soap Prisoner Michael Carona

One of the numerous reasons California is failing as a functioning state is due to their elected leadership. Joseph Graham "Gray" Davis was the previous governor who got fired for essentially/Fundamentally irresponsible and having a large budget when the Internet bubble burst. So the Californians decided that Gov. Davis was bad because of his handling of the Rolling blackouts which lead to Enron raising their energy fees. Even though he initiated over 10 new power plants to be built. The best person to replace him is a Austrian bodybuilder/Movie Star with 0 experience but people sure love him. A say that to illuminate the hilarity of the situation with Sheriff Mike Corana who was just convicted to 6 years in prison.

Former Orange County sheriff Michael Carona, who was charged with a 10-count indictment but convicted of only one count of witness tampering this year, was sentenced on Monday to five and a half years in prison.
Carona had been elected three times as the county's top law enforcer and dubbed "America's Sheriff" in 2002 after his agency's quick arrest of the murderer of five-year-old Samantha Runnion. California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger had also appointed him in 2004 as one of three members to the state Athletic Commission.
But in 2007, he was indicted along with his wife Deborah, and attorney Debra Victoria Hoffman and two other associates. Prosecutors said they had conspired to "use the office of the sheriff to enrich themselves." Among the allegations, Carona was said to have received $1,000 every month from one of his associates in the indictment, in return for full access to the resources of the sheriff's office and a "get out of jail free" card. The particular associate, businessman Donald Haidl, had a son who had been arrested twice while Carona was sheriff.(AHN)

But Wait it gets better, because not only did he get caught doing something unethical, discriminatory, and illegal. He people give the judge a bunch of great excuses for why he should not be prosecuted here are a couple from the site Orange County.(OC Weekly)

"Sheriff Carona helped my husband remove the front end of a van that had hit a water valve cement barrier near the back of the event tent." -Margit Aaron

I thought that is his job to PROTECT and SERVE he already gets paid for that

"I am an executive with long hair and a goat tee, but he highly regarded me formy work and positive leadership, thus recommending me to be on the Sheriff
Advisory Council." -Vance Lommen

"[Matthew] has learned things about his father that have been difficult forhim." -Susan Challen
"He is a natural at speaking to crowds and, when asked
to speak, draws many more people to a function." - Brian Hews

Dammit don't lock him up he might run for Governor

"As his pastor, I have spent time with Mike in dialogue and prayer." -Timothy M.
Klinkenberg

The old dont lock him up because he is a Christian!

Leave it to rich pompous assholes to defend him, these are the same ones that recalled the previous Governor and elected this guy. If they think he deserved this money why didn't they give him a raise? Hopefully they send him to prison where he can get to know the other world outside of OC, thinking San Quentin State Prison. Don't drop the soap!

Josh Howard shut up

Just because you go to college doesnt mean you utilize common sense. Josh Howard a NBA player for the Dallas Mavericks is once again in trouble because he is an idiot. Not only is he taking heat over his personal views, he has now identified himsleft as the spokesperson of the African-Americans with his comment at charity event:

"In a video posted on YouTube, Howard is shown on a football field at a
charity flag football game. As the national anthem plays in the background,
Howard approaches a camera and says: The Star Spangled Banner is going on right
now. I don't even celebrate that [expletive]. I'm black.""

This is the same guy living in the USA as one of the highest paid Americans, and all he can do is bitch about his upbringing. I understand that his outlook on life is alot different than many Americans. I don't think anyones view of anything exactly coincides with someone elses views. How dumb do you have to be to say something like that. He is constently in PR mode yet he doesnt learn, a description of himself on his website states:

"For most of his 27 years, Josh Howard has been battling -- against the awkwardness of youth, when he struggled on a basketball court; against naysayers who said he could never play college basketball; against the 28 people who passed over him in the 2003 NBA Draft."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA get me some cheese with that wine. The same story, I'm going to prove everyone wrong who didnt believe in me. The statement he made shortly after the exit of the Mavericks in the playoffs along with this one leads me to believe he is his own worst enemy. Obviously someone belived he can play college basketball or he would be at one of the best schools in the nation and a NBA player. Its probably the same thing that I relized, he is a socially inept individual who really doesnt believe in the team concept so he constently undermines his own efforts as an athlete through his mouth. Shut the hell up Howard, at least if you want to continue making a good living like basketball. It isnt everyone else its you.

Finally what do you mean you dont celebrate what that flag means, you keep running your mouth like there is freedom of speech. Wait there is freedom of speech and it's in the Bill of rights.

Riot Alert: Haiti;Wyclef for President

Haiti is one of the poorest countries if not the poorest county in the world is back in the news. Political turmoil has been part of the status quo since the 50's, but not until recently has this tipping point finally been reached due to the rising cost of living and a food shortage. Rene Preval, the raining emperor/president of Haiti decided to stand up and make a statement for his country.

"To those who are stirring up violence, I order you to stop because it is not going to solve the problem," Rene Preval

Way to be proactive Captain Obvious. Riots rarely stop any problem, but they are the voice of the forgotten. It is obvious that the people in HAITI need HOPE and food. In a country with the land size that is smaller land size than Maryland and a population of 8 million plus. Captain obvious needs a better plan then telling the people of the great country to stop. BBC reports on his address to citizens earlier today.

Food prices, which have risen 40 percent on average globally since mid-2007, are causing unrest around the world. But they pose a particular threat to democracy in Haiti, where most people live on less than US$2 (euro1.27) a day.

Preval acknowledged that in his address, saying Haiti's predicament comes partly from its dependence on imported rice that has weakened national production.

But it was unclear whether the address would appease the rioters, who are demanding Preval's resignation for failing for tame the rising prices. (AP)

In a country with no major exports and not enough natural resources or agricultural resources to provide adequate food for the population. What in the hell are you doing, if the people and Haiti are starving.

I hope I am wrong but this might be another coup d'etat to add to Haiti's volatile yet rich history.
Wyclef for President, he isnt elected and he cares. Vote for Haiti's favorite Son.