BULLSHIT, is what I call it

A new proposal, according to some stat im making up but is based off of some credible source I have read. 60% of USA population has the internet and/or regular access to an internet assecisble computer. Thats more people than who acctually pay income taxes! Like everything else the assecebility to the computer is creating a long term stetimic problem addiction or something like it. Americans love to be able to identify a feeling or a problem and treat it with drugs or rehab. Americans love a rehabilitated person, especcially a celebrity. As the relegious would call it, a story of witness.


What the hell is Restless Leg Syndrome? I somehow came across a perscription that can help fix this debilitating syndrome.


C'MON man! thats some bull shit but the medical definition makes me laugh just as much
An article writing In the Medical Journal BMJ by Dr. M. Yunus & Dr. J.C. Aldag defines RLS as

"Restless legs syndrome is characterised by an unpleasant, difficult-to-describe
sensation in the legs that produces an invariable urge to move them frequently.
This symptom typically occurs at rest or before sleep and is alleviated
by activity." BMJ

All I can focus on is the Alleviated by activity, so this is made for lazy people who didnt get off their fat ass all day. This is what Im talking about when Americans just make up disorders. Tell them to go walk outside or something if they cant sleep because of RLS. I digress because I could give a damn about people wanting sedatives and pain pills because what is new, everyone loves to Limbaugh. I digress because my point isnt about the overmedicating in America for stupid shit and to keep people zombied up, but about americas need to identify everything as a problem.

Eric Benet, Tiger Woods, David Duchovny, Michael Douglas, & Billy bob thorton have all been to sex rehab. I still dont get the purpose of this, for one Eric Benet was with Halle Berry. Can I blame a man for wanting sex to much from her? What other addiction allows one to partake in their addiction. In Alchol rehabilitation they tell the patients to stay away from alchol and stay sober, since it is easy to start drinking again. If you go to Drug rehab, they tell Brett Favre. Lay off the pain killers forever, you are addicted and will become again if you partake. SEX REHAB, what the fuck. The concept isnt even logical, its just weird. First let me find a definition or purpose of sex rehab or a sex addict. PsychCentral define sex addiction as:

"Sexual addiction is best described as a progressive intimacy disorder characterized by compulsive sexual thoughts and acts. Like all addictions, its negative impact on the addict and on family members increases as the disorder progresses. Over time, the addict usually has to intensify the addictive behavior to achieve the same results."

Honestly just sounds like puberty when you would sleep with any girl who gave you the time of day. Its not about love its fucking. So are all people who dont get married but like sex, sexual addicts? since they obviouslly lack intimacy? I will give it a second thought let me see what the purpose of rehab is.

"is a full service Sexual Addiction Treatment Center. Where there is a desire for help treatment is successful. With the help of the clinician a treatment plan is created not only to deal with sexual addiction but other issues. Sexual addiction is a very isolative and shameful behavior for the addict. At the Genesis House Sexual Addiction Treatment Center Program, the client will be involved in independent therapy, group therapy and family therapy to deal with all issues at hand. It is important to include significant others in the therapy as it is with other addictions." blah blah blah 12 step program

I am still not convinced this is a stupid fucking diagnoses. What happened to the days when a person who fucks to much is identified as a man Whore, whore, a cheater, or promiscuis. Now its a disorder that rich folks made up so they dont have to blame themselves. SMH, if your a whore your a whore not an addict. Just like someone addicted to crack without a lawyer is a crackhead not a person batteling their drug addiction.

This is the only addiction programing where you dont have to give up your addiction completley just cut back. I thought that was monogamy, but I could be wrong. I doubt all those people who go to rehab are single or with a wife who doesnt want kids. What then, well honey I cant sleep with you because then i might get excited and fuck the whole block. BULLSHIT, this is not an addiction. Just some made up hollywood diesese so their golden people dont have to be refered to as whores. Just remember before you get tiger woods, think should I marry her and risk loosing half and my kids. Or take the lil wayne route, just have 5 kids by different wives and never worry about loosing half.


I'd rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken.
Being single's par for the course,
I don't wanna cause a marriage cause I don't wanna cause a divorce.
Its probably important and its better for health.
Besides, I get the whole damn bed for myself.
But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard.
No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred.
Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life, alright?

Awesome story of the week and some that are horrible

Astonishing Tales Of Insanity: The 23-Mile Parachute Jump vs. Rocket Sled (Deadspin) with Gasoline

Questions?
Why in the hell did someone make a spatula with holes in it. There is always leftover food stuck after cooking breakfast.


I have found a new favorite. Cheesy bacon waffle fries is a gratuitous master piece of North American culture food. Its half of the food pyramid, and its just appetizer.

How can people want to cut food stamps for people who are starving, but where cheering for the taxpayer financed bailout before they realized how many bonuses those "bailed out once thought to big to fail companies" where giving to their executives that screwed these companies up in the first place? Congratulations for scamming the taxpayers out of their hard earned money then convince them the government is trying to set regulations for how much you can earn.
What I Learned at the AIG Meltdown [Wall Street Journal]
There are four key points to bear in mind:

"One, the insurance policyholders at AIG were protected by reserves that each of the insurance companies are required to hold by state regulation
Two, the unregulated use of credit default swaps and other high-risk instruments by AIG Financial Products,...caused AIG to stumble and threatened the financial system.
Three, in September 2008 the Federal Reserve acted to protect the financial system from what it believed to be an imminent risk of catastrophic damage from AIG Financial Products.
Four, in November 2008, when the Fed restructured its AIG financing..the Fed had over $70 billion already at risk with AIG and was appropriately considering the value and operations of AIG's insurance companies....
The essential lesson of AIG, and of the broader crisis, is the need to reform financial regulation. And that reform should learn from state insurance regulation. One major cause of the subprime disaster was that those who originated mortgages and derivatives could sell them and not worry about their risk or capitalization."[Eric Dinallo Wall Street Journal]

And once again, politicians act like their angry, but they know who owns them. NEW York Times

Mutton Bustin

Since I have already written 6 pages today for school, I thought I should take this momentum and turn to. What I hope will soon be an Olympic sport, Mutton Bustin. Crazy folks, I don't know who came up with this concept but it looks hilarious for spectators and terrifying for kids. I'm still confused why parents would sign them up, but I am happy they do or I wouldn't get cool pictures (Courtesy of Deadspin.com) like the one above.
now for some videos, go ahead laugh. I didnt sign these kids up for this dumb ass sport, game, event.